or just ram your blade up their assholes

Thanks I know I can count on you for my Shizuo feels Don’t worry gurl I got you! :D

Your really not… but it’s okay! Yes I’ll be sure to bring my laptop along and we can just look him up

Always here to worsen your Shizuo feels, gurl, always. 

Yes good, bring your laptop, I’ll be too weak to even remember I have one. :D

True that. I’d probably be in the hospital right next to you… but that blood loss would be worth it /shot

I’m sorry I’m not exactly trying to prevent that situation right now uhuhuhu~ See you there :D

EXACTLY. Shizuo do what she says. NOW.

Which would be immediately followed by an ambulance rushing to replacing my blood loss. :F

I think it’s illegal to be that perfect and attractive. Like Shizuo I can’t stop