



i don’t know what yiff or yaoi or shota is but they all sound like things a surprised cowboy would exclaim
It’s not his fault his taste buds are so screwed up, look at who raised him.

I FINALLY FUCKING FOUND IT
THE PICTURE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR LIKE, MONTHS AFTER I FIRST SAW IT
IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL, LOOK AT THAT SHIT.
I TOLD YOU ALL IT EXISTED.

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Attention, please, these ones are made for fun XD I am pretty sure they won’t work *laughs* But I tried to imagine some terrible (yet somewhat in character) pick up lines. With England I opted for some Shakespeare mixed with tsunderness, America is… American… France is the close to probably get something but he’s pretty classic *ah*, and Japan must be drunk to be this blunt, but he probably wouldn’t ever do something otherwise, so take it like that.
Special mentions pick up lines I didn’t use : “Can I call you biscuit? Because you are crunchy and irresistable”. PLEASE NO.